when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
me texting someone: hahaha yeah
autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
"I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone."
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